“The spoon actually has its own story.”
“Oh yeah? What’s that?”
“I slip spoons in people’s pockets. I’ve done it thousands of times. It’s like pickpocketing, but the opposite. It’s a very special skill.”*
*The best part of this story is that Meg Ryan walked by in the middle of the conversation. I quickly asked for her photo, but she turned me down. I wasn’t too concerned though, because I knew she’d only have been half as popular as Spoon Guy.
This is the kind of person I want to be when I grow up.
Asked by iamsunkissed
BECAUSE I’M EDGY!
Asked by Anonymous
Taylor. I will refer you to this post for my contact information. How about you?
I just wanted you to know that your chord charts are garbage and that they make life much more difficult than it has to be. Don’t bother trying to make them better, I figured out the damn chord without your help.
Love,
Taylor